john: pretend the floor is lava u guys hehehe it’s so fun
paul: OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!! lava is hot!!!
john: yeah no shit; hey george why aren’t u playing
george: i’m allowing myself to be exposed to the extremely high temperature of the lava so that my body can adapt faster when i’m damned to eternal hell. u kids have fun, tho!
john: oh ok